J-O-B

So, I got the job as a merchandiser around 3 weeks ago. I WAS SO FRIGGIN HAPPY! Anyway, it's a great job. Everyone there is s nice and so willing to help if you have a question/problem. My co-workers are wonderful folks that keep me laughing during those loooooong store hours. My bosses are amazing, especially my direct boss. I'm so sad that she's leaving in a couple of weeks. She's such a mom-type of person (very sweet and nurturing). I'm excited to see who they hire for her place. Lately, the other MCA's and I have been working to get the store in decent shape before the cleansweep. I have been working for the past 3 days trying to get the dress department organized. After a while, all the dress patterns start to blend together and look the same. It drives me nuts. After a few hours, I go walk around the store and straighten things up because I can't concentrate on those damn dresses anymore.

The best part of working at this job is the environment and the other people who work there. They keep me laughing. So, I have decided to compile a list of the top 5 quotes from my coworkers (some outside the workplace, most were not).

5. Ahaha... way to fall down the escalator, you device used for a woman's sanitary needs!

4. Dude, get your shit together and deal with it. THAT'S FUCKING LIFE! People suck, especially women...but they do a good job of it, so we keep them around.

3. ...AND THEN the bitch says that I was fucking with her boyfriend. LIKE WHAT?!?! Bitch, I have my own AND my man is fucking fine. NOW WHAT!

2. I'm looking for a fat white girl who already has kids. I want a pre-made family, MAN!

1. ELAN! You cannot sit here and tell me that the beads on this bathing suit don't look like anal beads to you. Don't lie!
(at this point, I walked away giggling)